Triple Pack – The M. Night Shyamalanathon: ‘Unbreakable’ – ‘Split’ – ‘Glass’

Hated, adored, but rarely ignored, he is M. Night Shyamalan.

Having shot to super-stardom with his third feature, The Sixth Sense, in 1999 (which I must confess I still have never seen), Shyamalan’s career has been something of a roller coaster ride ever since, rising and falling yet never again reaching its initial peak by most measures (though some might quibble on this particular point).

Was it all his fault? Probably not. Studio marketing departments are notoriously awful when a movie doesn’t fit a conventional mold and they don’t know how to sell it. Heck, many of the movies at the top of “greatest of all-time” lists were box office flops and/or critically panned when first released, yet managed to find a major following later (e.g. The Shawshank Redemption), so I’m not going to sit here and call Shyamalan a hack fraud.

Nevertheless, by 2010, he’d pretty much bottomed out, to the point that people booed when they saw his name in the trailer for Devil (a film he neither directed nor wrote the screenplay for). Helming the 2013 Will and Jayden Smith vanity project After Earth did nothing to jump-start his public perception either, nor did 2015’s The Visit, but in early 2017 there were rumblings that he might finally be on the comeback trail when Split was a major hit in January (historically, the island of misfit movies) on a less than $10 million budget.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, for we begin in a simpler time, before terrorism, smartphones, and cinematic universes.



Original Release Date: November 22, 2000

Remember what I said about studios being terrible at marketing things they can’t easily put in a box (or simply put in the wrong box)?

Well, this is “Exhibit A” for Shyamalan’s career, because after his success with The Sixth Sense, Touchstone (aka Disney) wanted to market
Unbreakable as another “supernatural thriller”, which, you could argue the technical aspects of both of those terms and be correct, but let’s call it what it really is: an original comic book film.

And by that standard it’s a darn good one, nearly flawless in my opinion.

In fact, I remember seeing Unbreakable in the theaters as a kid and actually liking it, and it’s only gotten better with each re-watch.

First off, it’s got arguably the best performance of Bruce Willis’s career, and it doesn’t even rely on witty one-liners or sexual tension with his co-star (yes, that’s a Moonlighting reference). Of course, it helps to be paired across Samuel L. Jackson in a signature role, and Robin Wright brings a lot to the table in support.

That said, the star of this show is M. Night Shyamalan the comprehensive film-maker, as Unbreakable relies on many unbroken shots (some you might not even notice) and required sets built specifically for this purpose (something he sadly no longer can do because he now insists on lower budgets to maintain creative control, which I have mixed feelings about). It’s a slightly fictional world, to be sure, but it feels real enough, and he knows not to show too much (I particularly love how he visually handles the train crash and the aftermath), but rather just enough to service the story.

It’s “gritty and realistic” in all the best ways; it’s dramatic (The kitchen scene? Hello), yet, at times, tender; and it’s mature, yet not inaccessible.

I love it, and I wish more people would see it, because to me Unbreakable is nothing less than an underrated classic of a film.

Rating: ★★★★½ (out of five)



Original Release Date: January 20, 2017

Ah yes, the film that got M. Night Shayamalan out of the red and into the black after fifteen years in movie purgatory.

If Unbreakable is a comic book movie by way of Alfred Hitchcock then Split is more akin to William Castle, in that both filmmakers strove for similar goals but Castle’s work tended to be more pulpy and exploitative.

Split is a fine film, not life-changing, but certainly entertaining, and I give it a lot of credit for having no jump scares (at least as far as I can remember) in a genre (and for a producer) that all too often relies on them in order to convince the teenagers that they are, in fact, scared.

I also very much enjoy the fact that within ten, maybe even within five minutes, you are in it, and the rest of the details come later as need be.

In contrast to Unbreakable, however, this is clearly the James McAvoy show. I’ll give him a bit more credit, but I’d say his performance is similar to Tom Hardy’s in Venom: neither good nor bad; it simply is, and you’re either on board or not. The key difference is that McAvoy literally has multiple personalities to slip in and out of, sometimes on a dime, which is impressive in its own right.

My one major knock on the movie is that the backstory of our protagonist (admirably played by Anya Taylor-Joy) feels exploitative (there’s that word again), not to mention lacking in its payoff relative to how much is set up; and there are moments that stretch logic and believability, even on the movie’s terms (but we’ll get much more into that with the next one).

That said, it’s a solid comeback effort for a film-maker that desperately needed a hit. Far from a classic, but nothing anybody needs to feel embarrassed about.

Rating: ★★★½ (out of five)



So, if you haven’t figured it out by now, Glass is a sequel to both Unbreakable and Split, which is less a “you got peanut butter in my chocolate” situation and more a “Domino’s Starburst Chocolate Lava Cake” type thing. Both good on their own, but do we really need them together? Seems like that’s going a little too far, and that’s really the overarching theme of the film: going too far in a few places, from story beats, to cameos, to deleted scenes from previous work (no joke).

This is not to say that it’s the worst movie ever. For one thing, they brought back as much of the original cast as they could, which is appreciated, and there’s plenty of stuff that’s interesting and entertaining on its own (especially once Samuel L. Jackson finally gets to play), but trying to combine these two worlds (and then the extra layer that comes with the third movie) just doesn’t work. As I said, Unbreakable, though it does have its supernatural elements, feels grounded and realistic, whereas Split is a bit of a different animal, and then Glass just goes off the rails (cue maniacal laughter).

As you might expect, given that it’s an M. Night Shyamalan film, there are a lot of spoilers I could get into, but I won’t, but I will say that not only are there scenes that “break the world,” but in the end the movie as a whole is just not a satisfying experience (perhaps this is because I’m more of an Unbreakable fan than a Spilt fan, maybe your experience will be different depending on who you care about more).

Last, but not least, there’s some truly awful dialogue in this movie, like Halloween-level awful, but at least it’s just in fits and starts and not an issue for the entire run time.

If you’re a completionist, Glass will be worth your time down the road, but if you’ve seen the other two you shouldn’t feel committed to having to see this one. Unfortunately, it’s just not that good. Much like Rogue One, if it was a fan film I wouldn’t judge it as harshly.

Rating: ★★½ (out of five)

Movie Review – ‘Atomic Blonde’ – “Sound and Fury…”

Directed by David Leitch
Written
by Kurt Johnstad, based on the Oni Press graphic novel series “The Coldest City” written by Antony Johnston and illustrated by Sam Hart
Cast: Charlize Theron, James McAvoy, Eddie Marsan, John Goodman, Toby Jones, James Faulkner, Roland Møller, Sofia Boutella, Bill Skarsgård, Sam Hargrave, Til Schweiger, Daniel Bernhardt
Soundtrack: Tyler Bates

When I first saw the trailer for Atomic Blonde, I wasn’t buying it, but, as time went on, it grew on me, and eventually I realized there was quite a lot to be excited for.

Behind the camera, you’ve got the uncredited co-director of the original (and still superior) John Wick, and, based on the trailer for this film, it looks like he had enough sense to pull the lens back far enough to effectively capture the action (avoiding a Jason Bourne-type situation).  You’ve got one of the screenwriters of 300, someone with an understanding of adapting stylized graphic novels to the big screen (also worth noting that Tyler Bates did the musical score for 300 and both John Wicks).  And, you’ve got a highly respected cast of actors dedicating themselves to what appears to be a genre piece.

So, does it work?

Well…not really, no.

I’d very much compare my experience seeing Atomic Blonde to my experience seeing Carnage Park, in that it lost me, eventually won me over, then lost me again.

I should have absolutely loved this movie: period piece, Cold War, Berlin Wall, East and West Germany, spies, Charlize Theron throwing it down, little nods here and there to other films, but, overall, it just didn’t click.

First of all, almost the entirety of the narrative is framed within a debriefing/interview/interrogation, which just feels tired (a bit film school-y at this point, honestly), but the biggest problem is that the plot is so convoluted (and needlessly so, especially for a film of this type) that by the end I didn’t even care what happened, I was just glad it was over.

Frankly, I don’t think the movie quite knows what it is.  At times it feels like it’s going for a John Wick-type vibe, but it’s not quite cool enough or emotional enough to make that work, and other times it feels like it wants to be a real-life clever spy movie, but it doesn’t have enough intelligence to make that work, so, ultimately it’s just stuck in the middle of the road.

As far as the performances go, I think everyone in the cast does okay with what they’re given; nobody strikes me as an albatross, but nobody really stands out either.  Even Wonder Woman had at least one character that stuck with me, even if I didn’t particularly enjoy the movie.

In terms of what works, there’s one sequence in particular in this film that people are already talking about, and it is fairly impressive in its own right, but I hesitate to call it truly groundbreaking.  Beyond that, I like a lot of the trappings (production design, costumes, period television clips, cool Eighties tunes), but there’s not much else for the film to hang its hat on.

In the end, I didn’t dislike Atomic Blonde enough to give it a failing grade, because there are some good bits, but not enough to justify a theatrical experience.

Ultimately, it feels like a rental (even matinee feels high).

I’m so sorry.

Rating: ★★½ (out of five)

P.S.
There’s no stinger, just in case you decide to not heed my advice.

Twofer Movie Review: ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ and ‘Godzilla’ (2014) – Why So Boring?

I never anticipated that I’d be formally reviewing these two movies, as I’m trying to stick to ground less traveled here, but I had the…experience…of seeing both this past week, and they coaxed almost the exact same reaction out of me: disappointment.

X-Men: Days of Future Past and the new Godzilla are the latest members of a growing and increasingly wearisome club of “big” summer movies whose trailers make them look fantastic, but the movies themselves leave much to be desired (perhaps the most notable example of this from 2013 is Man of Steel, though at least the first half is worth watching).  I understand movies are a business, but at this point I’m just tired of all the lies.

So, here I am, reviewing these films that many, many people have seen already, but I want to warn others while they’re still at risk of wasting their time and money.

 

Directed by Bryan Singer
Written by Simon Kinberg
(Screenplay and Story), Jane Goldman and Matthew Vaughn (Story)
Cast: Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Halle Berry, Nicholas Hoult, Ellen Page, Peter Dinklage, Shawn Ashmore, Omar Sy, Evan Peters, Josh Helman, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Lucas Till, Daniel Cudmore, Booboo Stewart, Michael Lerner
Soundtrack: John Ottman

I had such high hopes…

Before I get too ahead of myself here, I will point out two scenes in this movie that are quite well done, without spoiling too much (not that it really matters):
1. An action scene that takes place in a famous government building where our heroes have to break someone out.  It is the best scene in the film (though not worth the price of admission), and makes great use of Quicksilver (Marvel’s version of The Flash, if you don’t know).
2. A more poignant scene where the two Xaviers (past and future) are talking to one another.  It’s the only scene that really connects on an emotional level to any significant degree.

That’s about it.  Two scenes.

The basic premise of this movie (we need to fix the past in order to save the future) is interesting enough to keep you going for the lengthy running time; I was never so bored that I just wanted to go to sleep, but there’s a substantial gap between being passively interested and actively invested, and this movie consistently fails to fill it.  If I was so inclined, I could complain about lots of things like plot holes, anachronisms, and various other X-Men problems that I know nothing about, but even before all of that, this movie constantly fails to be compelling.  I was expecting Days of Future Past to be big and emotional; it is neither of those.

Whatever needs to happen to advance the story happens in short order, leaving very little room for dramatic tension.  We need to find the professor?  We find the professor.  We need to find Eric?  We find Eric.  We need them to reconcile?  They reconcile in two minutes (even though “they’ve never been further apart”).  And so on and so forth.  Not only that, but they couldn’t seem to figure out an interesting way of delivering mass exposition, which leads to more tedium as a viewer.

Now, again, I know very little about X-Men, and I’ve certainly never read the Days of Future Past storyline in the comics, so I can’t tell you how good of an adaptation the movie is, but, you know what?  I know very little about Captain America and S.H.I.E.L.D., and I really enjoyed The Winter Soldier.  I know very little about Iron Man, and all three of those movies are fantastic (Iron Man 2 is actually my favorite of the trilogy).  All four of the movies I just mentioned work as movies first and worry about the other comic book stuff later, therefore I recommend all of them, but I cannot recommend this new X-Men film (outside of a Netflix/Redbox sort of viewing if you’re that curious).  X-Men: First Class had its problems, and I did not recommend seeing it in a theater when it came out, but there are at least some compelling storylines and interesting cinematic goings-on to get you moderately invested; it’s not a total flop.  I can’t say the same for Days of Future Past.  Ordinarily I’d offer up some sort of suggestion on how to improve the film, but I honestly don’t know about this one outside of having a completely different creative team leading the charge.

Frankly, and this will sound harsh, I think Bryan Singer himself might be the biggest problem here.  Now, he did write and direct the first two X-Men films, and they’re solid, I guess (it’s been a while since I’ve watched them), but on the whole I think his career path is much closer to M. Night Shyamalan than his hero, Richard Donner.  I suppose based on his original X-Men work he was able to wrangle a lot of creative control for Superman Returns, and that movie suffers many of the same problems as Days of Future Past.  Granted, I really enjoyed it when I first saw it in theaters, but I was a younger man, and highly nostalgic for Superman I and II; watching it again though, that movie’s a mess (Lex Luthor wants real estate again, really?), and a good chunk of the running time simply isn’t compelling.  I can understand the studio’s desire to return to the guy that put X-Men on the cinematic map, but, at this point, it seems that Bryan Singer is damaged goods, at least for superhero movies.

★★☆☆☆

 

Directed by Gareth Edwards
Written by Max Borenstein
(Screenplay), Dave Callaham (Story)
Cast: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Ken Watanabe, Elizabeth Olsen, Bryan Cranston, Juliette Binoche, CJ Adams, Sally Hawkins, David Strathairn, Richard T. Jones, Victor Rasuk, Jared Keeso
Soundtrack: Alexandre Desplat

The most common comment (and I uttered it myself many a time) I heard in anticipation of Godzilla was, “Bryan Cranston’s in it,” and that is a true statement; Bryan Cranston is in the new Godzilla, and he’s really good in it when he’s in it, but he’s not in it nearly enough to save it.

This movie started off with a lot of promise.  In the first 15 minutes or so, we see that Bryan Cranston plays an engineer at a nuclear power plant in Japan who’s concerned about a repeating pattern of seismic tremors (whose origins we as the audience already know something about) that might cause his plant some trouble.  Sure enough, he’s right, and the plant suffers a terrible accident as a result of a mysterious earthquake, and, of course, this comes at a great personal cost to our beloved engineer.

BOOM.  That’s a great intro, and a great way to get your audience invested into your movie.  BUT, they then proceed to almost immediately scrap that for a shift in perspective to a different character.  Bryan Cranston’s engineer comes back for a little bit, and you find out what he’s been doing for the past 15 years and it leads to the next plot point, but after that he’s done.  See ya never.

This is my first big problem with this film.  They get you emotionally invested, but then throw it away and give you characters that you just don’t care about; you can’t care about them, at least not in the same way.  The engineer’s character’s arc coulda/shoulda/woulda made up the whole movie, or at least the first half of it.  But jettisoning it so quickly into the run time (no matter who was playing him, really) was a huge mistake in the writing; and replacing him with such boring other characters compounds the problem further.  Let him hang around a lot longer, and you’ve instantly got a better movie; hands down.

My second big issue is creature design; not so much for Godzilla, he looks alright, I guess, but the other creatures (this is not a spoiler; they’re in the trailer if you look close).  They just look so generic, like they got focus-grouped to death or something.  I don’t know, they just don’t look interesting or very creative.  This is where maybe a little more liaising with Toho would have reaped huge benefits.  I mean I know this is a ‘murican Godzilla movie, and I appreciate that they moved the story along more so than a standard reboot, but when your film features giant monsters, those monsters need to be engaging, and they almost completely failed in that respect.

My third and final problematic issue with Godzilla is too much tease and not enough payoff.  Say what you want about Pacific Rim (I’m not that high on it myself, but it’s okay), but you can’t deny that they went all out when it came to showing you the monsters.  Now I’m not saying Godzilla has to be that explicit, but the title of the movie is GODZILLA.  A Godzilla movie should have the payoff of seeing Godzilla doing Godzilla things, and he does, eventually, but even when it’s an all-out brawl, they still cut away and tease you in the midst of it.  It doesn’t come as a fully-satisfying payoff; it’s just more frustration at the end of an already frustrating movie.

What’s also frustrating is that they gave this movie to a promising young director, Gareth Edwards (not to be confused with Gareth Evans, who’s making the fantastic Raid series), whose first feature was also a monster movie called Monsters that appears to be much more worthwhile than Godzilla.

Now, is Godzilla a better movie than X-Men: Days of Future Past?  Yes.  It at least gives you an initial emotional connection, and though you’re largely waiting for something to happen, it does draw you back in a couple of times with legitimate suspense (something X-Men particularly fails to do); not to mention the visuals are much better on the whole.  But it’s not good enough to warrant a better rating, unfortunately.

★★☆☆☆