Quick Thoughts – November Round-Up, Part 1

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

It seems like every major holiday gets plenty of love from the motion picture industry, except Thanksgiving.

I mean, other than Blood Rage (aka Nightmare at Shadow Woods), that fake [TOTALLY NSFW] trailer from Grindhouse, and Prisoners, I can’t think of a single other movie that takes place around the true American holiday.  And that’s not to say that this movie even is a Thanksgiving movie, because it’s really more about one man’s quest to get home for the holiday (and the traveling partner he happens to get stuck with).

I’m going to guess that Planes, Trains & Automobiles doesn’t hold up for everyone, but it still works for me, and if you’ve ever had a nightmare travelling experience, I’m guessing it’ll work for you, too.  Somewhere, perhaps rotting away in a vault, is a two hour cut of this film that I’d love to see (you can tell because the trailer has a ton of stuff that’s not in the final cut), but the version we have available is a nice, tight ninety-minute comedy that never overstays its welcome, no matter how much our two leads get on each others’ nerves.

I know it’s cliche because I overuse it myself, but they don’t make movies like this much anymore.  The comedy genre, not unlike horror, has been largely relegated to the discount bin, only being made if the studio can do it on the cheap.  In contrast, this movie has scope, and a budget to back it up.  After all, no airline, railroad, or rental car company would lend their likeness only to be depicted as incompetent, so the production had to essentially create their own.

But, hey, comedy comes down to comedy, right?  Fortunately, John Candy and Steve Martin are at peak performance with their respective shticks (an over-talker for Candy and a curmudgeon for Martin), but they’re also both adept at keeping things real when the moment calls for it.

This is a very good comedy film (particularly one that doesn’t involve science fiction or supernatural elements) from a decade that’s chock full of good to great ones.  It may leave you with more questions than answers (like, who is Del Griffith, really?), but I suppose it’s more about the journey than the destination.

Rating: ★★★★☆

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

I remember watching this on Netflix a while back and thinking it was just okay, but upon further review (perhaps having my expectations more properly calibrated), Assault on Precinct 13 is a pretty good little movie.

Taking huge inspiration from the Howard Hawks-directed, John Wayne-starring siege westerns (Rio Bravo, El Dorado, and Rio Lobo) and upgrading the setting to modern day (as of 1976) Los Angeles, 13 is the tale of a ragtag group consisting of a CHP lieutenant, a pair of secretaries, and a few prisoners, trapped inside a nearly-closed police station and fighting for survival against a seemingly endless storm of gang members bent on revenge.

It’s not a perfect movie, but I give it ample credit for squeezing as much out of its low budget as it possibly could have (especially that wonderful synth score), and there’s one scene in particular, love it or hate it, that few would dare to even try these days.

The action might be a bit clunky (although there is That One wonderful shot), but the tension is expertly built, and the characters are interesting enough to get you through.  Even without much star power at work, I give Assault on Precinct 13 a solid recommendation (you know, just don’t expect Commando).

Rating: ★★★½

All the President’s Men (1976)

People will probably try to discredit me for saying this, but All the President’s Men doesn’t hold up that well.

Yes, it’s an important story in American history, and, yes, it demonstrates the value of a free and unfettered press, but, if you weren’t alive and conscious at the time of Watergate, there’s a lot you might miss.

I’m going to compare this movie to a similar one made nearly four decades later, that being Spotlight.  Now, I admit, I may be generationally biased here, but, the way I see it, Spotlight assumes you don’t know anything about the story, so, as it plays out, things that are significant feel significant because the movie has explained why they are significant.  All the President’s Men doesn’t necessarily play out like this, so, if you don’t know certain names, places, or abbreviations, things could fly right over your head without you even knowing.

However, the film does boast an impressive cast, Robert Redford in particular is wonderfully subtle, and, like Spotlight, the cinematography is probably underrated (lots of split diopter shots, which I’m always a fan of).

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Misery (1990)

Like All the President’s Men, Misery is a William Goldman screenplay adapted from an existing book.

Unlike All the President’s Men, nothing in Misery ever happened (that we know of).

I’ve said this before in relation to Coming to America, but everybody involved with Misery was firing on all cylinders.  Rob Reiner was coming off of directing When Harry Met Sally, William Goldman’s previous screenplay was The Princess Bride (also directed by Reiner), James Caan gives a magnificent performance in something of a comeback role, and Kathy Bates skyrocketed into the public eye with her Oscar-winning portrayal of Annie Wilkes; not to mention Richard Farnsworth and Frances Sternhagen doing top-notch character work.  Also, this was cinematographer Barry Sonnenfeld’s last movie as a director of photography before moving to the big director’s chair, and it’s some of his finest work; mostly claustrophobic (it’s of little surprise that Misery was recently adapted for the stage, given the mostly limited setting), but also panoramic when called for.

Many great thrillers are dark comedies at heart (Hitchcock knew this well, and the Coens are still doing it), and this one is no exception.  As horrifying as things become, there’s usually a spoonful of sugar mixed in to keep things from veering into complete, well, misery territory.

Given the hit-or-miss nature of Stephen King film adaptations, Misery is clearly among the best (and Reiner hit paydirt twice, also directing Stand By Me).

It’s a work of art, plain and simple.

Rating: ★★★★½

The Paper (1994)

Ron Howard has made so many movies and worked with so many people that you probably don’t even know (or realize) half the stuff he’s directed.

The Paper likely falls into that category.

Howard’s filmography is largely dominated by Tom Hanks, but before they made their big Splash together (Oh, no.  Am I turning into Gene Shalit?), there was another comedic actor who helped put “Ron Howard: Director” on the map, that being Michael Keaton (in another little movie you might not know called Night Shift).

I’m going to call The Paper a “Kitchen Sink Dramedy” because, while the movie clearly has a sense of humor, there are so many dramatic elements thrown in that I couldn’t possibly list them all here (just to name a few: job interview, cancer, wrongful arrest).  And, if all that wasn’t enough, everything takes place in a 24-hour period (like After Hours but with an actual point, I think).

And it’s not just the script that’s fully loaded, as the cast list is long and distinguished (including Jason Robards as a newspaper executive…sounds familiar), with a heavy mix of established stars, “that guy” actors, and now notable people in before-they-were famous roles (not to mention one shot that’s literally just a wall of cameos).  An ensemble if there ever was one.

The Paper is far from a perfect film, and I imagine it would be a bit too cornball for some to handle (frankly, the movie is achingly Nineties), but I recommend it, especially for those curious about the business of newspapers (it has a reputation among journalists of being true to life despite its over-the-top nature).

Rating: ★★★½

Classic Movie Quinella – Burt Day: The Burt Reynolds Marathon – “I was born ready!”

In the relatively short history of Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers, there have been four marathons dedicated to specific actors: Caged, Stallone Zone, Van Dammage, and, most recently, Burt Day.

Every marathon has been a great event, very much tailored to both true fans of the stars in question and real film buffs, as each movie is shown on a 35mm print.  In the case of Burt Day, it went the extra mile, giving us five movies instead of the usual four.

Enthusiastically curated by Cristina Cacioppo, Burt Day was a celebration of that indefatigable American personality, the one and only Burt Reynolds; and, with the exception of a Charles Durning supporting role, it rather thoroughly captured the breadth and width of his career (as well as sparking such debates as “Which Burt is better: mustache or no mustache?”).

Let’s dig in.

Movie #1: ‘Hooper’ (1978)

‘Hooper’ is one of those movies that’s a bit up and down along the way, but in the end makes you glad you saw it.

Burt plays Sonny Hooper, a stuntman who’s universally regarded as the best in the business, but faces pressure from a young hotshot (Jan-Michael Vincent), his live-in girlfriend (Sally Field), and the ravages of time and injury.  While working on the Adam West (so wonderful) film-within-the-film, ‘The Spy Who Laughed At Danger’ (which I wish was a real movie we could see), Hooper finds out that one more nasty fall could render him paralyzed, forcing him to weigh the cost of one last, big “gag”.

Directed by former stuntman Hal Needham (who rose to prominence directing ‘Smokey and the Bandit’), ‘Hooper’ is largely a fun romp with lots of great stunts (obviously) and practical effects, but there are also some “What?” moments, like when Hooper and his girl get romantic outside their house and the music makes you think the movie’s ending.  It also features an impossible-to-miss cameo from a very much still active Terry Bradshaw.

It’s not the best, but it’s far from the worst, and it was a great movie to start the day with.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

 

Movie #2: ‘White Lightning’ (1973)

People like to goof on [New Jersey’s own] Joseph Sargent because he happened to direct ‘Jaws: The Revenge‘ (which is wonderfully terrible and you should definitely watch it), but he also directed [the original] ‘The Taking of Pelham One Two Three‘, which is not only one of the great New York movies ever made, it’s one of the signature movies of the 1970s.

‘White Lightning’ is about as far from the Yankee city as you can get, but it’s no less entertaining.  Burt plays Gator McKlusky, a moonshine runner who’s in prison until he finds out his brother’s been murdered and strikes a deal with the Feds to take down corrupt Sheriff J.C. Connors (Ned Beatty).  Paired with fellow parolee Dude Watson (Matt Clark), Gator is out for justice, but must work carefully to gather hard evidence without blowing his cover and suffering the same fate as his brother.

In essence, the movie is a Southern-fried revenge flick with a lot of hot car action (largely driven by Hal Needham), but what I really like about it is that it takes itself seriously.  Sure, there are fun moments, and Burt’s natural personality lends itself to levity, but the film definitely has a hard edge as well.  While not R-rated violence, the opening scene where Gator’s brother is murdered by the Sheriff is unquestionably brutal, and sets the tone for what Gator must overcome.

It’s also a movie filled with great character actors, which I like.  Besides Ned Beatty and Matt Clark, you’ve got Bo Hopkins, R.G. Armstrong (from ‘Predator‘), and Diane Ladd (along the with first appearance of her daughter, Laura Dern).  I also think Jennifer Billingsley looks quite fetching in this one, but I was alone in that opinion amongst my compadres at the marathon.

While ‘White Lightning’ may be overshadowed by other works in the Burt Reynolds canon, I put it among the best in terms of overall quality, and it’s one I’ll definitely revisit in the future.

Rating: ★★★★☆

 

Movie #3: ‘Gator’ (1976)

“You can’t have one without the other.”

That’s right, for the first time at an Alamo Yonkers actor-centric marathon, we were feted to a legitimate double feature of an original and its follow-up.

Directed by Reynolds himself (his directorial debut, in fact), ‘Gator’ is a classic “It happened again!?” sequel, except rather than getting justice on a sworn enemy, Gator McKlusky must take down his old friend, Bama McCall (Jerry Reed). a Southern gangster who keeps “Dunston County” under his thumb.  Oh, and this time Gator’s paired up with a federal agent from New York (Jack Weston) who sticks out “like a bagel in a bucket of grits.”  Also along for the ride are TV reporter love interest (Lauren Hutton) and crazy cat lady (Alice Ghostley).

All puns aside, ‘Gator’ is a strange animal.  While it maintains the hard edge of ‘White Lightning’, dealing with some very real subjects like urban poverty and underage prostitution, the movie is also chock-full of “What?” moments, mostly involving two of McCall’s henchman, “Bones” and “Smiley” (who are a giant and a homosexual, respectively), but also other characters as well.  The tonal shifts are enough to make your head spin at times, but, the movie is pretty consistently entertaining, so we can more easily forgive such things.

I still say ‘White Lightning’ is the superior film of the two, but ‘Gator’ is a strong effort by sequel standards.  It was great to see them back-to-back.

Rating: ★★★½

 

Movie #4: ‘Heat’ (1986)

As is tradition at these marathons, at least one movie of the day must be decidedly obscure.  In this case, it’s 1986’s ‘Heat’, based on the William Goldman novel of the same name, and which apparently has been recently remade as ‘Wild Card‘ starring Jason Statham, again featuring a screenplay from William Goldman.  We must also note that this ‘Heat’ is not to be confused with Michael Mann’s ‘Heat‘ or the earlier ‘L.A. Takedown‘.

In our ‘Heat’, Burt is Nick Escalante, a man of danger whose occupation resides somewhere between bodyguard and private investigator, and who is well-versed in the seedy underbelly of Las Vegas.  There are three main strands to the story: the first is Nick’s deep yearning to retire to Venice; the second is helping a platonic ladyfriend (Karen Young) get revenge on a young mobster for, shall we say, grave mistreatment (and dealing with the consequences himself); and the third is teaching an eccentric young man of means (Peter MacNicol) how to be a tough guy.

Reportedly, the production of this movie was something of a mess, requiring a new director practically every week, but I like what I see, even if the editing of the fight sequences is a bit unusual.  The Burt Reynolds of ‘Heat’ is an older, grizzled veteran, and his trademark laugh has taken on a more cynical tone.  For all the characters Reynolds played in his younger years with a devil-may-care attitude, Nick Escalante is deadly serious, and Burt gives a very effective performance.

‘Heat’ may be a small story in terms of scale and scope; there aren’t any bomb threats or bank robberies or hijackings, but it’s a gritty, slow-burner of a thriller that offers a nice change of pace from the usual actioners, and it’s got some heart as well.  I give it a solid recommendation.

Rating: ★★★½

 

Movie #5: ‘The Longest Yard’ (1974)

Talk about saving the best for last.  I remember watching this movie as a kid and thinking it was pretty good.  Watching it now, I see that it is nothing less than a work of genius.

‘The Longest Yard’ is the story of Paul Crewe, a disgraced former pro quarterback who ends up in prison, whereupon the warden “convinces” him to form a football team of fellow convicts to play a tune-up game against the guards’ team, so that the warden may show us all the true meaning of power.

While not an anti-hero in the realm of Snake Plissken, the movie goes to great lengths to show us that Paul Crewe is not a good guy.  He beats his girlfriend, he steals her car (while drinking), drives it into a bay, then harasses the cops who come to arrest him.  Worse than all of that though, he’s a points-shaver, which is just plain un-American.  And yet, we can’t help but root for him and his ragtag team of convicted criminals, because it’s Burt Reynolds and he’s indelibly charming.

The movie is a tour-de-force.  It’s got action, comedy, brutal drama, and some of the best football scenes ever done in a Hollywood film.  However, the true genius lies in its subversive nature.  There are plenty of movies where you find yourself rooting for the bad guys, but to be cheering for a bunch of criminals like they’re your favorite team playing in the Super Bowl, that’s a whole other level.

Burt is his usual wonderful self, but everyone in the ensemble brings something to the table.  From the prison officials, guards, and inmates, to Bernadette Peters as the warden’s secretary, everybody is on their game, making this movie a real treat.

If you’ve never seen it, you must; it’s nothing less than an essential American film.

Rating: ★★★★½

So, that’s it; that was a long, incredibly enjoyable day for all of us who attended.

Shout outs again to Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers for hosting and Cristina Cacioppo for curating, and to all the servers, runners, cooks, and bartenders who took care of us.  My Gator-Ade (moonshine and lemonade in a mason jar) was quite delicious.

I don’t know when the next marathon will be, or who will be featured.  All I know is I can’t wait for it to happen.