Classic Movie Review – ‘Friday the 13th’ (1980) – Start from Go

Original Release Date: May 9, 1980

Directed by Sean S. Cunningham
Written by Victor Miller
Cast: Adrienne King, Harry Crosby, Jeannine Taylor, Laurie Bartram, Kevin Bacon, Mark Nelson, Robbi Morgan, Peter Brouwer, Rex Everhart, Ronn Carroll, Walt Gorney, Willie Adams, Debra S. Hayes, Sally Anne Golden, Betsy Palmer, Ari Lehman
Soundtrack: Harry Manfredini

I have to admit, I have a personal affinity for Friday the 13th, because as a Boy Scout in North Jersey, I spent multiple weeks and weekends at Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco where the original film was shot. So, I’ve swum, sailed, and canoed on that pond; I’ve seen black rat snakes on the grounds; and I’m pretty sure I’ve even been up where the opening murders are set (which is not a common area).

Fortunately for my psyche, I didn’t actually see the movie until after I’d dropped out of Scouting, which was probably for the best.

I’ve talked about this before, but I came to actually watching horror films later in life, because until I reached a certain age, I was simply too scared (and with good reason, because the one time I did catch a Friday the 13th marathon on FX, I was so jacked up that I had to turn on my radio just to get to sleep). And yet, I had a fascination, so I could have told you the elevator pitch for each F13 movie before I ever saw any of them, which brings us to the film at hand.

If Halloween (1978) lit the match for slasher films, then Friday the 13th (1980) was the fuse (and 1981 was the stick of dynamite).

However, for a film that at its core is little more than a cynical cash grab, Friday the 13th is pretty artfully done. I mean, just on an aesthetic level, I love the look of this movie (director of photography Barry Abrams obviously knew how to get a lot from a little, in multiple senses).

And I love how un-Hollywood it all feels, no doubt in part because it’s an East Coast production, but even with the presence of future star Kevin Bacon, the characters just look and feel like regular people, as opposed to a cast of LA models (although that can be fun, too, with the right story), which makes it more compelling. They’re not dumb kids just fooling around and waiting to be murdered, they’re ordinary people onto whom the horror is thrust, and that’s frightening.

Also, unlike almost every proceeding film in the franchise, there’s an Agatha Christie element to the original Friday the 13th that gives it a slightly different twist.

It’s not my personal favorite, but it’s undoubtedly one of the strongest in the series (despite some blatant filler).

Rating: ★★★½ (out of five)



P.S.
I’ve always associated F13 Parts I through VIII as Paramount movies, but in picking out a poster image for this post, I discovered that Warner Brothers had international distribution, which really threw me for a loop.

I ended up choosing the UK quad poster because I liked it the best, but little did I know at the time that the print Exhumed Films would show at the Mahoning Drive-In actually came from the Warner UK archive (Friday the 13th ran uncut in the UK, which is why it carried an X rating over there).

I love little details like these.

Quick Thoughts – November Round-Up, Part 1

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

It seems like every major holiday gets plenty of love from the motion picture industry, except Thanksgiving.

I mean, other than Blood Rage (aka Nightmare at Shadow Woods), that fake [TOTALLY NSFW] trailer from Grindhouse, and Prisoners, I can’t think of a single other movie that takes place around the true American holiday.  And that’s not to say that this movie even is a Thanksgiving movie, because it’s really more about one man’s quest to get home for the holiday (and the traveling partner he happens to get stuck with).

I’m going to guess that Planes, Trains & Automobiles doesn’t hold up for everyone, but it still works for me, and if you’ve ever had a nightmare travelling experience, I’m guessing it’ll work for you, too.  Somewhere, perhaps rotting away in a vault, is a two hour cut of this film that I’d love to see (you can tell because the trailer has a ton of stuff that’s not in the final cut), but the version we have available is a nice, tight ninety-minute comedy that never overstays its welcome, no matter how much our two leads get on each others’ nerves.

I know it’s cliche because I overuse it myself, but they don’t make movies like this much anymore.  The comedy genre, not unlike horror, has been largely relegated to the discount bin, only being made if the studio can do it on the cheap.  In contrast, this movie has scope, and a budget to back it up.  After all, no airline, railroad, or rental car company would lend their likeness only to be depicted as incompetent, so the production had to essentially create their own.

But, hey, comedy comes down to comedy, right?  Fortunately, John Candy and Steve Martin are at peak performance with their respective shticks (an over-talker for Candy and a curmudgeon for Martin), but they’re also both adept at keeping things real when the moment calls for it.

This is a very good comedy film (particularly one that doesn’t involve science fiction or supernatural elements) from a decade that’s chock full of good to great ones.  It may leave you with more questions than answers (like, who is Del Griffith, really?), but I suppose it’s more about the journey than the destination.

Rating: ★★★★☆

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

I remember watching this on Netflix a while back and thinking it was just okay, but upon further review (perhaps having my expectations more properly calibrated), Assault on Precinct 13 is a pretty good little movie.

Taking huge inspiration from the Howard Hawks-directed, John Wayne-starring siege westerns (Rio Bravo, El Dorado, and Rio Lobo) and upgrading the setting to modern day (as of 1976) Los Angeles, 13 is the tale of a ragtag group consisting of a CHP lieutenant, a pair of secretaries, and a few prisoners, trapped inside a nearly-closed police station and fighting for survival against a seemingly endless storm of gang members bent on revenge.

It’s not a perfect movie, but I give it ample credit for squeezing as much out of its low budget as it possibly could have (especially that wonderful synth score), and there’s one scene in particular, love it or hate it, that few would dare to even try these days.

The action might be a bit clunky (although there is That One wonderful shot), but the tension is expertly built, and the characters are interesting enough to get you through.  Even without much star power at work, I give Assault on Precinct 13 a solid recommendation (you know, just don’t expect Commando).

Rating: ★★★½

All the President’s Men (1976)

People will probably try to discredit me for saying this, but All the President’s Men doesn’t hold up that well.

Yes, it’s an important story in American history, and, yes, it demonstrates the value of a free and unfettered press, but, if you weren’t alive and conscious at the time of Watergate, there’s a lot you might miss.

I’m going to compare this movie to a similar one made nearly four decades later, that being Spotlight.  Now, I admit, I may be generationally biased here, but, the way I see it, Spotlight assumes you don’t know anything about the story, so, as it plays out, things that are significant feel significant because the movie has explained why they are significant.  All the President’s Men doesn’t necessarily play out like this, so, if you don’t know certain names, places, or abbreviations, things could fly right over your head without you even knowing.

However, the film does boast an impressive cast, Robert Redford in particular is wonderfully subtle, and, like Spotlight, the cinematography is probably underrated (lots of split diopter shots, which I’m always a fan of).

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Misery (1990)

Like All the President’s Men, Misery is a William Goldman screenplay adapted from an existing book.

Unlike All the President’s Men, nothing in Misery ever happened (that we know of).

I’ve said this before in relation to Coming to America, but everybody involved with Misery was firing on all cylinders.  Rob Reiner was coming off of directing When Harry Met Sally, William Goldman’s previous screenplay was The Princess Bride (also directed by Reiner), James Caan gives a magnificent performance in something of a comeback role, and Kathy Bates skyrocketed into the public eye with her Oscar-winning portrayal of Annie Wilkes; not to mention Richard Farnsworth and Frances Sternhagen doing top-notch character work.  Also, this was cinematographer Barry Sonnenfeld’s last movie as a director of photography before moving to the big director’s chair, and it’s some of his finest work; mostly claustrophobic (it’s of little surprise that Misery was recently adapted for the stage, given the mostly limited setting), but also panoramic when called for.

Many great thrillers are dark comedies at heart (Hitchcock knew this well, and the Coens are still doing it), and this one is no exception.  As horrifying as things become, there’s usually a spoonful of sugar mixed in to keep things from veering into complete, well, misery territory.

Given the hit-or-miss nature of Stephen King film adaptations, Misery is clearly among the best (and Reiner hit paydirt twice, also directing Stand By Me).

It’s a work of art, plain and simple.

Rating: ★★★★½

The Paper (1994)

Ron Howard has made so many movies and worked with so many people that you probably don’t even know (or realize) half the stuff he’s directed.

The Paper likely falls into that category.

Howard’s filmography is largely dominated by Tom Hanks, but before they made their big Splash together (Oh, no.  Am I turning into Gene Shalit?), there was another comedic actor who helped put “Ron Howard: Director” on the map, that being Michael Keaton (in another little movie you might not know called Night Shift).

I’m going to call The Paper a “Kitchen Sink Dramedy” because, while the movie clearly has a sense of humor, there are so many dramatic elements thrown in that I couldn’t possibly list them all here (just to name a few: job interview, cancer, wrongful arrest).  And, if all that wasn’t enough, everything takes place in a 24-hour period (like After Hours but with an actual point, I think).

And it’s not just the script that’s fully loaded, as the cast list is long and distinguished (including Jason Robards as a newspaper executive…sounds familiar), with a heavy mix of established stars, “that guy” actors, and now notable people in before-they-were famous roles (not to mention one shot that’s literally just a wall of cameos).  An ensemble if there ever was one.

The Paper is far from a perfect film, and I imagine it would be a bit too cornball for some to handle (frankly, the movie is achingly Nineties), but I recommend it, especially for those curious about the business of newspapers (it has a reputation among journalists of being true to life despite its over-the-top nature).

Rating: ★★★½

Quick Thoughts – September Round-Up, Part 1 of 2

Good lord, it’s been way too long!

Let’s get back to cleaning out this old backlog.

Goon

‘Goon’ (2011)

When it comes to comedy films, I’m like Batman, I have one rule: make me laugh.

That’s not to say I’ll put up with anything for the sake of laughter, I can only take so much pure, unfiltered stupidity, but I’ll give a good bit of leeway if I feel like the comedy is succeeding.

‘Goon’ made me laugh, and in that sense, it passed the test.  It’s not perfect, I wish a couple of key roles had different actors, but Seann William Scott and Liev Schreiber really make the movie in the end, and, for a low-budget comedy, the hockey scenes are done surprisingly well.

It’ll get compared to ‘Slap Shot’, and that’s fine, although they are very different stories; both have a crass, brutal (and bloody, in the case of ‘Goon’) minor league charm to them.

Remember, fighting solves everything.

Rating: ★★★½

 

Tremors

‘Tremors’ (1990)

I’m disappointed to say this, but, ‘Tremors’ has not held up to what I remember from watching it on cable many, many times as a child, despite now having seen it on the big screen.

That said, it still commands quite a bit of respect.

I guess you could call it a horror-comedy, but the comedy doesn’t come though quite as much now.  As a creature feature though, it’s pretty top notch.  The practical effects still look great, and, as pointed out by our special guest, for a “scary movie” that takes place almost entirely during daylight, it’ll creep you out.

Speaking of special guests, Kevin Bacon dropped in after the movie for a Q&A.  For someone of his celebrity, I found him to be most gracious and humble, as he answered every question genuinely and politely (even when some goofball suggested he should start a brand called “Kevin’s Bacon” *GROAN*).  What stuck out to me most is when he stated that at a certain point in his career he made a decision that three factors would no longer affect his decision whether or not to take a part: the size of the paycheck, the size of the role, and the size of the budget for the movie.  I’m not sure when exactly he made this decision, but if you look at his body of work the past 25 years, it certainly rings true.

Rating: ★★★½

The man himself:
Kevin Bacon

 

 

Electric Boogaloo

Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films (2014)

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of 80s cinema has most likely run into a Cannon picture at some point in their life, even if by complete accident.  I know I had seen my fair share even before Alamo Drafthouse took a month to celebrate them, but to get a glimpse behind the schlock and into the madness of Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus was truly revealing as well as entertaining.  Frankly, I wish ‘Electric Boogaloo’ was a TV miniseries, because after a hundred minutes, I still wanted to know so much more.

Like many Cannon films themselves, this is not one to watch with children present (NSFW, as they say), but whether you have memories to revisit (fond or otherwise), or are just looking for a documentary that’ll keep your interest, I highly recommend this one.

Rating: ★★★★☆

 

The Third Man

‘The Third Man’ (1949)

This is a movie I watched a handful of years ago and definitely did not fully appreciate.  Maybe my exceptions weren’t probably calibrated, but I just didn’t get it.

Having seen it again, and in the proper setting, I now understand why ‘The Third Man’ is considered an all-time great.

For one thing, and this was pointed out to me before seeing it again, it’s funnier than most people seem to realize (like, actually laugh out loud funny).  In addition to its film noir hallmarks, I’d classify ‘The Third Man’ as a black comedy; call it proto-Coen Brothers, if you will (not that Joseph Cotten would ever be mistaken for “The Dude”)

If I have one negative thing to say about it, I think the climax goes on for a bit to long, but it’s a small price to pay for a classic piece of cinema history.  If you’ve not seen it already, check it out, and if you think it’s overrated, give it a second chance.

Rating: ★★★★½

 

Breakin

Breakin’ (1984)

In all honestly, this is more interesting as a cultural artifact than as an actual movie, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t recommend it.  If you’re interested in breakdancing, the early days of hip hop (a young Ice-T is featured throughout), Christopher McDonald (aka Shooter McGavin) in a non-antagonist role, or uncredited Jean-Claude Van Damme cameos, then you’ll definitely want to check this out.

It’s fun, it’s only ninety minutes, and it’s got the low budget Cannon charm.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Twofer Movie Review: ‘Cop Car’ and ‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E.’ – Watch Your Back

Whereas last week I was doing all I could to help a movie fail, this week I am here to sing the praises of two movies that could use some assistance; one small, and one big.  Being negative might sell better, but I still like to be as positive as I can, and these films deserve my support (and yours).

Cop Car
Cop Car

Directed by Jon Watts
Written by Jon Watts and Christopher Ford
Cast: Kevin Bacon, James Freedson-Jackson, Hays Wellford, Shea Whigham, Camryn Manheim
Soundtrack: Phil Mossman

It took me a little while to warm up to Cop Car.

Mostly because I’m not usually a fan of kids in movies, and the first scene in this movie is two kids walking across a field listing every bad word they can think of, but, much like adjusting to the temperature of a cool body of water, in due time, I had a very worthwhile experience.

Cop Car is the story of two young boys (James Freedson-Jackson and Hays Wellford) who run away from broken homes and find a a seemingly abandoned cop car.  Being the innocents they are, they decide to claim it and take it for a joyride.  Unfortunately, the vehicle belongs to one Sheriff Kretzer (Kevin Bacon), who is, shall we say, quite tainted, meaning the boys get into far more trouble than they could have imagined.

That’s it.  That’s pretty much the whole movie right there.

Fortunately, for the audience, the film’s runtime is a crisp 86 minutes, which means that Cop Car does not overstay its welcome.  With respect to Alamo Drafthouse head man Tim League, I would not call Cop Car a “perfect movie”, but the filmmakers definitely got a lot of bang for their buck (nobody seems to know or be willing to say what the budget was, but I’m guessing five figures isn’t out of the question).

What’s most appealing about Cop Car is that, outside of the Sheriff’s flip phone (which actually is pretty central to the plot), the movie has a very timeless quality about it.  In many ways it feels like a throwback to the 80s (Stand By Me et al.).  The boys display a level of innocence that doesn’t really make sense in 2015, but within the context of the film it works just fine.

Another positive point is that despite being made on the cheap, the cinematography is gorgeous, and takes full advantage of the natural beauty of El Paso County, Colorado, where the movie was shot entirely.

Other than that, Kevin Bacon is his usual wonderful self as the clever villain, and does some great work without actually speaking.

The one negative most people will probably have to say about Cop Car is in regards to the ending, and I didn’t have a great reaction to it myself, but as Kevin Bacon said in a Q&A, this isn’t a exactly a story you can button up nicely, so I’m ultimately accepting of it.

Again, I wouldn’t call it a perfect movie, but Cop Car is definitely worth a watch.

If it’s not playing at a theater near you, check your VOD service, as it might be there.

Rating: ★★★½

 

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
UNCLE

Directed by Guy Ritchie
Written by Guy Ritchie (story and screenplay), Lionel Wigram, (story and screenplay, Jeff Kleeman (story), and David C. Wilson (story), based on the television series by Sam Rolfe
Cast: Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, Alicia Vikander, Elizabeth Debicki, Hugh Grant, Jared Harris, Sylvester Groth, Christian Berkel
Soundtrack: Daniel Pemberton

It’s been a great year for action-espionage movies.

So far, we’ve had Kingsman, Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation, this movie, and in November we get more James Bond.  Awesome!

Apparently a lot of critics are saying that The Man From U.N.C.L.E. lacks substance, and, you know what?  I don’t necessarily disagree, but I’ll also say that it doesn’t really matter.

This may sound like an insult to some, but I say it with pure love, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. might be the closest we ever get to a live-action Archer movie.  Not that The Man From U.N.C.L.E. is that crass, but it is chock-full of one-liners, 60s chic, and good old-fashioned Cold War hijinks.  In fact, you could argue that in this case, the heavy application of style more than makes up for any lack of substance.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. is partially written and fully directed by Guy Ritchie, who I’m guessing was a big enough fan of the TV show to want to make this his baby.  Anyone who’s seen his recent Sherlock Holmes movies will find some familiar elements, but, story-wise, it’s not nearly as intricate as his first works (Lock, Stock… and Snatch), and I’m okay with that, because I find those a bit overwhelming, to be honest.

In terms of performances, Henry Cavill is smooth and unflappable, Armie Hammer is big and burly, Alicia Vikander is equal parts meek and tough, and Hugh Grant is charming Hugh Grant (I really, really love him in this movie).

I have four criticisms:

1. This is a period piece obviously shot digitally; I hate that.
2. It gets a little confusing during a sequence towards the end in terms of what the stakes are specifically in the moment (and also shakycam; I hate that).
3. There’s some use of Holocaust-related imagery which is a little uncomfortable in a movie with this kind of tone (then again, X-Men: First Class opens in a concentration camp, and I was fine with that).
4. Jared Harris’s American accent is a little wonky, and a bit of the dialogue in general is hard to make out at times.

Other than that, I really have nothing bad to say about The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

It’s fun, it’s sleak, it’s charming, and did I mention it’s a whole lot of fun?  One of the best summer movies of the summer, hands down.

Too bad there isn’t enough American star power to draw people in, because I really want to see a sequel.

Go see The Man From U.N.C.L.E. at your local moviehouse!

Rating: ★★★★☆