Movie Review – ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ – What Could Go Wrong?

Directed by Jon Watts

Written by Jonathan GoldsteinJohn Francis Daley (story and screenplay), Jon WattsChristopher Ford (screenplay), and Chris McKennaErik Sommers, based on the comic book by Stan Lee & Steve Ditko

Cast: Tom Holland, Michael Keaton, Robert Downey Jr., Marisa Tomei, Jon Favreau. Gwyneth Paltrow, Zendaya, Donald Glover, Jacob Batalon, Laura Harrier, Tony Revolori, Bokeem Woodbine, Tyne Daly, Abraham Attah, Hannibal Buress, Kenneth Choi, Selenis Leyva, Angourie Rice, Isabella Amara, Martin Starr, Garcelle Beauvais, Michael Chernus, Michael Mando, Logan Marshall-Green, Jennifer Connelly (voice), Christopher Berry, Tunde Adebimpe, Tiffany Espensen, Chris Evans, Kerry Condon (voice), Andy Powers

Soundtrack: Michael Giacchino

Generally speaking, I like the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), and, based on a limited sample size, I think Jon Watts is a quality filmmaker.

From that alone, you’d think I’d have nothing but excitement for Spider-Man: Homecoming, but it’s unfortunately more complicated than that.  The fact that there are six credited screenwriters (more than any other MCU film) is a bit unnerving, but much bigger than that is the fifteen years of baggage.

Spider-Man as a cinematic property has a rather checkered history (to say the least) since the “original” Sam Raimi film in 2002 (which, frankly, is the only other Spider-Man movie I’d recommend outright).  That trilogy ended in disaster with the notoriously awful Spider-Man 3, and an attempt to reboot the character with another trilogy barely five years later was prematurely terminated with the equally disastrous Amazing Spider-Man 2 in 2014.

What has happened in the meantime is somewhat mysterious, but, for whatever reason, Sony finally cried uncle and began leasing out its star IP to Marvel Studios for inclusion into the MCU, starting with 2016’s Civil War, and continuing at least through 2019.

This was cause for celebration among fans worldwide, but I’m slightly more cynical, because the fact that Sony still has [what I assume to be] a sizable stake in it makes me nervous.

However, much like with Baby Driver, my fears were quickly allayed once the actual movie started.

To say that Spider-Man: Homecoming is the best Spider-Man film ever made is like saying Jaws is the best killer shark movie.  It’s just that obvious (and, at first blush, I think it easily makes my top five MCU movies, if not top three).  This is not to say it’s entirely perfect, but, it does have have an actual plot, and characters, and action that’s in accordance with the story.  These things may seem trivial to point out, but given how many movies these days feature bare-bones frameworks to hang action upon (and then, on top of that, aren’t even fun), I do not take these elements lightly.

Also, boy oh boy is it refreshing to see a [non-sequel] superhero movie that isn’t an origin story, particularly for a character that’s had theirs told multiple times already (why D.C. feels it necessary to take us down Crime Alley incessantly, I’ll never know).

As far as the cast goes, it’s pleasantly jarring to see young actors in a high school movie who look like they really could be (if not actually are) in high school, Tom Holland naturally being the head of the class; he’s terrific in this (although I did rather enjoy Zendaya’s performance, even if she’s not in the movie nearly as much as expected).  In addition, you’ve got Michael Keaton and Robert Downey Jr. putting in quality shifts, as well as a colorful group of supporting characters (I’d say something about Marisa Tomei, but she just doesn’t get a lot of screen time, so there’s not much for me to comment on).

Most importantly though, the movie is simply a joy to watch.  It blends action and humor like few of its contemporaries, while still maintaining a genuine sense of weight.  Some of the high school stuff and some of the end action is a bit much for me, but, on the whole, I really have to hand it to Marvel.  Just when I think I’m about to begin tiring of them, they find another way to keep it fresh, in this case being able to successfully craft a smaller, more intimate story in an undoubtedly larger universe.

Spider-Man: Homecoming, for a comic book/superhero movie, is very much down to earth in the way that For Your Eyes Only is down to earth relative to other James Bond movies.  There’s a climactic ending, to be sure, but there are no blue lasers shooting up into the sky, and no vast terror plot to destroy humanity.

Truly, Homecoming is about our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Rating: ★★★★½ (out of five)

P.S.
It’s an MCU movie, so of course you’re not leaving during the credits (it’s totally worth it).

Shout out to Mondo for the sweet glassware once again.

Twofer Movie Review: ‘Cop Car’ and ‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E.’ – Watch Your Back

Whereas last week I was doing all I could to help a movie fail, this week I am here to sing the praises of two movies that could use some assistance; one small, and one big.  Being negative might sell better, but I still like to be as positive as I can, and these films deserve my support (and yours).

Cop Car
Cop Car

Directed by Jon Watts
Written by Jon Watts and Christopher Ford
Cast: Kevin Bacon, James Freedson-Jackson, Hays Wellford, Shea Whigham, Camryn Manheim
Soundtrack: Phil Mossman

It took me a little while to warm up to Cop Car.

Mostly because I’m not usually a fan of kids in movies, and the first scene in this movie is two kids walking across a field listing every bad word they can think of, but, much like adjusting to the temperature of a cool body of water, in due time, I had a very worthwhile experience.

Cop Car is the story of two young boys (James Freedson-Jackson and Hays Wellford) who run away from broken homes and find a a seemingly abandoned cop car.  Being the innocents they are, they decide to claim it and take it for a joyride.  Unfortunately, the vehicle belongs to one Sheriff Kretzer (Kevin Bacon), who is, shall we say, quite tainted, meaning the boys get into far more trouble than they could have imagined.

That’s it.  That’s pretty much the whole movie right there.

Fortunately, for the audience, the film’s runtime is a crisp 86 minutes, which means that Cop Car does not overstay its welcome.  With respect to Alamo Drafthouse head man Tim League, I would not call Cop Car a “perfect movie”, but the filmmakers definitely got a lot of bang for their buck (nobody seems to know or be willing to say what the budget was, but I’m guessing five figures isn’t out of the question).

What’s most appealing about Cop Car is that, outside of the Sheriff’s flip phone (which actually is pretty central to the plot), the movie has a very timeless quality about it.  In many ways it feels like a throwback to the 80s (Stand By Me et al.).  The boys display a level of innocence that doesn’t really make sense in 2015, but within the context of the film it works just fine.

Another positive point is that despite being made on the cheap, the cinematography is gorgeous, and takes full advantage of the natural beauty of El Paso County, Colorado, where the movie was shot entirely.

Other than that, Kevin Bacon is his usual wonderful self as the clever villain, and does some great work without actually speaking.

The one negative most people will probably have to say about Cop Car is in regards to the ending, and I didn’t have a great reaction to it myself, but as Kevin Bacon said in a Q&A, this isn’t a exactly a story you can button up nicely, so I’m ultimately accepting of it.

Again, I wouldn’t call it a perfect movie, but Cop Car is definitely worth a watch.

If it’s not playing at a theater near you, check your VOD service, as it might be there.

Rating: ★★★½

 

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
UNCLE

Directed by Guy Ritchie
Written by Guy Ritchie (story and screenplay), Lionel Wigram, (story and screenplay, Jeff Kleeman (story), and David C. Wilson (story), based on the television series by Sam Rolfe
Cast: Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, Alicia Vikander, Elizabeth Debicki, Hugh Grant, Jared Harris, Sylvester Groth, Christian Berkel
Soundtrack: Daniel Pemberton

It’s been a great year for action-espionage movies.

So far, we’ve had Kingsman, Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation, this movie, and in November we get more James Bond.  Awesome!

Apparently a lot of critics are saying that The Man From U.N.C.L.E. lacks substance, and, you know what?  I don’t necessarily disagree, but I’ll also say that it doesn’t really matter.

This may sound like an insult to some, but I say it with pure love, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. might be the closest we ever get to a live-action Archer movie.  Not that The Man From U.N.C.L.E. is that crass, but it is chock-full of one-liners, 60s chic, and good old-fashioned Cold War hijinks.  In fact, you could argue that in this case, the heavy application of style more than makes up for any lack of substance.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. is partially written and fully directed by Guy Ritchie, who I’m guessing was a big enough fan of the TV show to want to make this his baby.  Anyone who’s seen his recent Sherlock Holmes movies will find some familiar elements, but, story-wise, it’s not nearly as intricate as his first works (Lock, Stock… and Snatch), and I’m okay with that, because I find those a bit overwhelming, to be honest.

In terms of performances, Henry Cavill is smooth and unflappable, Armie Hammer is big and burly, Alicia Vikander is equal parts meek and tough, and Hugh Grant is charming Hugh Grant (I really, really love him in this movie).

I have four criticisms:

1. This is a period piece obviously shot digitally; I hate that.
2. It gets a little confusing during a sequence towards the end in terms of what the stakes are specifically in the moment (and also shakycam; I hate that).
3. There’s some use of Holocaust-related imagery which is a little uncomfortable in a movie with this kind of tone (then again, X-Men: First Class opens in a concentration camp, and I was fine with that).
4. Jared Harris’s American accent is a little wonky, and a bit of the dialogue in general is hard to make out at times.

Other than that, I really have nothing bad to say about The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

It’s fun, it’s sleak, it’s charming, and did I mention it’s a whole lot of fun?  One of the best summer movies of the summer, hands down.

Too bad there isn’t enough American star power to draw people in, because I really want to see a sequel.

Go see The Man From U.N.C.L.E. at your local moviehouse!

Rating: ★★★★☆