Quick Thoughts – Spring Round-Up

Someday I won’t be writing these posts months after the fact, but, for now, we press on.

‘Big Trouble in Little China’ (1986)

Sure, technically speaking, ‘Ghostbusters 2′ is the sequel to ‘Ghost Busters‘, but ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ isn’t exactly far off.  The tone is similar, the stakes are about the same, and the proportion of comedy to horror is almost equal.  The one major difference is John Carpenter was moving from horror into comedy whereas Ivan Reitman was moving from comedy into horror.

Point is, you’ve got Awesome Mode Kurt Russell as a fish-out-of-water on a great adventure against some dark Chinese magic.  Throw in a diverse supporting cast (including, but not limited to, the ever-wonderful James Hong, as well as Kim Cattrall at peak loveliness) and some classic 80s special effects (led by Richard Edlund, whose team also did ‘Ghost Busters’), and you’ve got a recipe for a good time.  I also think it might be the first Western production to make use of Chinese wire-fighting techniques, but I can’t confirm that.

If you still haven’t seen this one, I understand your trepidation.  It took me a while to take the plunge on it, but, trust me, it’s more than worth your time.

Rating: ★★★★☆

 

Vigilante

‘Vigilante’ (1983)

I have to admit, I’m not sure how highly I’d rate this one if I hadn’t seen it complete with a Q&A session with both the director “Bill” Lustig and former NYPD detective turned all-around movie guy Randy Jurgensen, but they helped me put the film in its proper context, and hopefully I can do the same for you.

On the surface, William Lustig’s ‘Vigilante’ is a poor man’s ‘Death Wish‘, as evidenced by the inexplicably multi-racial gang members, but, more than that, it’s essentially a cinematic cartoon of New York Post headlines from the late-70s and early-80s.  Many events and characters have some basis in reality (including the judge, who was based on Bruce McMarion Wright, aka “Turn ‘Em Loose Bruce”).

Just as a movie though, ‘Vigilante’ is a solid enough exploitation revenge film.  Robert Forster brings his unique everyman quality to a character pushed to the limit by violence against his family, and Fred Williamson brings his imposing screen presence (and perfectly manicured beard, of which I am jealous) as a man who’s long decided he’s not going to take it anymore.

Perhaps what’s most interesting about ‘Vigilante’, like many movies of its era, is simply New York City as a location.  It really is like another character on screen.

Other than that, it’s pretty standard fare.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

P.S.
One note of particular interest from Bill Lustig was that when the film got distribution in countries with oppressive governments (including Brazil and the Philippines, which were under dictatorships at the time), there had to be a title card inserted at the end of the film stating that the vigilante was brought to justice himself.  This reminded me of the end of ‘Blood Debts‘, famously highlighted by Red Letter Media, in which a similar title card exists, no doubt because it was a 1985 Filipino production.

 

Alien + Aliens

‘Alien’ (1979) + ‘Aliens’ (1986)

I’ve heard people accuse me of not being very festive, and I don’t know where they get the notion; you have to be pretty festive to go see ‘Back to the Future 2‘ on October 21, 2015, or go to an ‘Alien’ double feature on 4/26 while sitting in seat 426, but I digress.

I’ve been familiar with ‘Alien’ at minimum since I watched it to prepare myself for ‘Prometheus’, but obviously it’s a different animal on the big screen  As I’ve said on many occasions, I’m not a big horror guy, but ‘Alien’ is transcendent, thanks largely to its hard sci-fi base.  To say it’s a great looking movie is an understatement; everything has substance, everything feels lived-in, and it’s all in service of what is essentially a blue collar sci-fi story, which is rather uncommon.

What also helps ‘Alien’ in its effectiveness is its small cast (not unlike ‘Predator‘ in that regard).  The low number of space truckers and focus on their daily grind ensures we get to know them all pretty well, not to mention a good bit of improvised dialogue in group settings.  Sure, it becomes a bit of a haunted house movie in the final act, but between the limitations they had in 1979 and the groundbreaking design of the alien monster, I’m not taking points off for that.

All-in-all, the movie is a timeless classic.

Now, ‘Aliens’ I had never seen before, on any sort of screen.  We can debate til the end of time which movie of the two is better, but one thing for certain is that they are different.

‘Aliens’, like most great sequels, builds upon and expands the world we already know, and in this case switches up the genre as well, adding in a whole mess load of action thanks to our friendly neighborhood space marines.  James Cameron was correct in keeping the visual aesthetics of the first movie while also adding his own signature touches and new bits of lore (like the M41A Pulse Rifle and the Alien Queen).  It’s a fairly unique watch in terms of the simultaneous level of action and terror.

Of course I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the true thread holding these films together, that being Sigourney Weaver.  Her portrayal of Ripley is nearly flawless (although I like her hair better in ‘Alien’, but that’s superficial).

Ultimately, both ‘Alien’ and ‘Aliens’ are must-see,  Whether you prefer more slow-moving hard sci-fi or futuristic action will likely determine which you think is better, but, personally, I don’t feel compelled to choose.

Ratings:
‘Alien’ ★★★★☆
‘Aliens’ ★★★★☆

P.S.
Shout out to NECA Toys for showing off some wares and doing some giveaways before each movie.

Alien Toys 5

Alien Toys 4

Alien Toys 3

Alien Toys 2

Alien Toys 1

Classic Movie Review – ‘Christine’ – Too Much Love Will Kill You

Christine

Original Release Date: December 9, 1983
Directed by John Carpenter
Written by Bill Phillips based on the novel Christine by Stephen King
Cast: Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, Robert Prosky, Harry Dean Stanton, Roberts Blossom, Steven Tash (bit part), Kelly Preston (bit part)
Soundtrack: John Carpenter and Alan Howarth

(Once again, as when I reviewed They Live, I had a nervy decision to make as to which song I would name this review after, though in this case it was the same band.  Ultimately, Too Much Love Will Kill You won out over I’m In Love With My Car, but, really, they’re both perfect.)

John Carpenter directs Stephen King.

What a shame it only happened once.

Much like when Queen’s Brian May once got together with Eddie Van Halen to record Star Fleet Project, the result is something quite unique and special.

To be sure, Christine wasn’t the first or last “Killer Automobile” movie (Stephen King himself later directed Maximum Overdrive, based on his own short story, Trucks), but what sets it apart is that it’s not a mere framework upon which to hang schlock horror.  No, Christine is a real story, with real characters and real themes; and it’s executed brilliantly.

A complete and biting twist on both nostalgia-based movies (American Graffiti) and coming-of-age stories (Rebel Without A Cause), Christine is the tale of Arnie Cunningham, a smart but definitely nerdy-type high school student who one day in 1978 discovers a beat-up ’58 Plymouth Fury and decides to buy it on the spot in order to restore her.  As the semester passes, however, Arnie begins to change, shedding his geeky shell for a new cocksure demeanor, going as far as to win the affection of the most beautiful girl in school, much to the terrible shock of his jock best friend.  However, a more sinister force is at work, and before long a number of mysterious deaths bring the police’s attention to Arnie and his prized vehicle.

Remember when you were young and you had your first relationship?  At the time it felt like everything, but when you look back on it you realize how crazy you were.  You blew off your friends, talked back to your parents, and became just a different person in general, all for something that probably didn’t last much more than a few months.  Or, perhaps this was never you, but it was one of your friends.  Either way, Christine will resonate with you, because “Christine the Fury” is Arnie’s first relationship, and they’re both extremely jealous lovers.

If you’re a fan of late-70s to early-90s cinema, Christine offers quite the potpourri of familiar (if not famous) faces.  Arnie is played by Keith Gordon (in hands-down the performance of his career), who I really liked in a supporting role in Jaws 2, but is probably more well known as Rodney Dangerfield’s son in Back to School.  Arnie’s best friend Dennis is played by John Stockwell aka “Cougar” from the beginning of Top Gun.  Alexandra Paul (total stunner in this) you might know from Dragnet (she was also on some show called “Baywatch”).  Robert Prosky‘s been in lots of things.  Harry Dean Stanton needs no explanation.  Roberts Blossom IS Old Man Marley.  Kelly Preston was in Twins (and is married to some guy).  And last, but not least, Steven Tash is the gum-spitting student from Ghost Busters.

However, as great as this ensemble is, Christine would not be this film it is without its incredible (and 100% practical) special effects, supervised by Roy Arbogast (who’s worked on everything from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind to The Thing to What Dreams May Come).  Seriously, there’s a scene where the busted up Plymouth fixes itself, and it looks totally real!  That’s what I call movie magic.

I’d also be remiss if I didn’t mention the music.  Not only the original score, which is appropriately creepy in its own right, but the choice of old rock & roll songs, which are used to both comedic and, more often, chilling effect (like if Bumblebee was a serial killer).

Lastly, I have to commend the production for being serious about when the film takes place.  They could have easily just said it was 1978 but not done anything to really sell it, but there are a few touches here and there.  In the scene at the drive-in theater, the movie playing is Thank God It’s Friday, released that year, and there’s a poster on the wall of the snack bar for The Buddy Holly Story, also released in 1978.

As I’ve said before, I’m not the biggest horror fan in the world, but if you’re looking for a scary good time, I have to recommend Christine.  It’s creepy, it’s clever, and, frankly, in the John Carpenter catalogue, it’s criminally underrated.

A true horror classic all around.

Rating: ★★★★☆