Quick Thoughts – Spring Round-Up

Someday I won’t be writing these posts months after the fact, but, for now, we press on.

‘Big Trouble in Little China’ (1986)

Sure, technically speaking, ‘Ghostbusters 2′ is the sequel to ‘Ghost Busters‘, but ‘Big Trouble in Little China’ isn’t exactly far off.  The tone is similar, the stakes are about the same, and the proportion of comedy to horror is almost equal.  The one major difference is John Carpenter was moving from horror into comedy whereas Ivan Reitman was moving from comedy into horror.

Point is, you’ve got Awesome Mode Kurt Russell as a fish-out-of-water on a great adventure against some dark Chinese magic.  Throw in a diverse supporting cast (including, but not limited to, the ever-wonderful James Hong, as well as Kim Cattrall at peak loveliness) and some classic 80s special effects (led by Richard Edlund, whose team also did ‘Ghost Busters’), and you’ve got a recipe for a good time.  I also think it might be the first Western production to make use of Chinese wire-fighting techniques, but I can’t confirm that.

If you still haven’t seen this one, I understand your trepidation.  It took me a while to take the plunge on it, but, trust me, it’s more than worth your time.

Rating: ★★★★☆

 

Vigilante

‘Vigilante’ (1983)

I have to admit, I’m not sure how highly I’d rate this one if I hadn’t seen it complete with a Q&A session with both the director “Bill” Lustig and former NYPD detective turned all-around movie guy Randy Jurgensen, but they helped me put the film in its proper context, and hopefully I can do the same for you.

On the surface, William Lustig’s ‘Vigilante’ is a poor man’s ‘Death Wish‘, as evidenced by the inexplicably multi-racial gang members, but, more than that, it’s essentially a cinematic cartoon of New York Post headlines from the late-70s and early-80s.  Many events and characters have some basis in reality (including the judge, who was based on Bruce McMarion Wright, aka “Turn ‘Em Loose Bruce”).

Just as a movie though, ‘Vigilante’ is a solid enough exploitation revenge film.  Robert Forster brings his unique everyman quality to a character pushed to the limit by violence against his family, and Fred Williamson brings his imposing screen presence (and perfectly manicured beard, of which I am jealous) as a man who’s long decided he’s not going to take it anymore.

Perhaps what’s most interesting about ‘Vigilante’, like many movies of its era, is simply New York City as a location.  It really is like another character on screen.

Other than that, it’s pretty standard fare.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

P.S.
One note of particular interest from Bill Lustig was that when the film got distribution in countries with oppressive governments (including Brazil and the Philippines, which were under dictatorships at the time), there had to be a title card inserted at the end of the film stating that the vigilante was brought to justice himself.  This reminded me of the end of ‘Blood Debts‘, famously highlighted by Red Letter Media, in which a similar title card exists, no doubt because it was a 1985 Filipino production.

 

Alien + Aliens

‘Alien’ (1979) + ‘Aliens’ (1986)

I’ve heard people accuse me of not being very festive, and I don’t know where they get the notion; you have to be pretty festive to go see ‘Back to the Future 2‘ on October 21, 2015, or go to an ‘Alien’ double feature on 4/26 while sitting in seat 426, but I digress.

I’ve been familiar with ‘Alien’ at minimum since I watched it to prepare myself for ‘Prometheus’, but obviously it’s a different animal on the big screen  As I’ve said on many occasions, I’m not a big horror guy, but ‘Alien’ is transcendent, thanks largely to its hard sci-fi base.  To say it’s a great looking movie is an understatement; everything has substance, everything feels lived-in, and it’s all in service of what is essentially a blue collar sci-fi story, which is rather uncommon.

What also helps ‘Alien’ in its effectiveness is its small cast (not unlike ‘Predator‘ in that regard).  The low number of space truckers and focus on their daily grind ensures we get to know them all pretty well, not to mention a good bit of improvised dialogue in group settings.  Sure, it becomes a bit of a haunted house movie in the final act, but between the limitations they had in 1979 and the groundbreaking design of the alien monster, I’m not taking points off for that.

All-in-all, the movie is a timeless classic.

Now, ‘Aliens’ I had never seen before, on any sort of screen.  We can debate til the end of time which movie of the two is better, but one thing for certain is that they are different.

‘Aliens’, like most great sequels, builds upon and expands the world we already know, and in this case switches up the genre as well, adding in a whole mess load of action thanks to our friendly neighborhood space marines.  James Cameron was correct in keeping the visual aesthetics of the first movie while also adding his own signature touches and new bits of lore (like the M41A Pulse Rifle and the Alien Queen).  It’s a fairly unique watch in terms of the simultaneous level of action and terror.

Of course I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the true thread holding these films together, that being Sigourney Weaver.  Her portrayal of Ripley is nearly flawless (although I like her hair better in ‘Alien’, but that’s superficial).

Ultimately, both ‘Alien’ and ‘Aliens’ are must-see,  Whether you prefer more slow-moving hard sci-fi or futuristic action will likely determine which you think is better, but, personally, I don’t feel compelled to choose.

Ratings:
‘Alien’ ★★★★☆
‘Aliens’ ★★★★☆

P.S.
Shout out to NECA Toys for showing off some wares and doing some giveaways before each movie.

Alien Toys 5

Alien Toys 4

Alien Toys 3

Alien Toys 2

Alien Toys 1

Quick Thoughts – Summer Round-Up, Part 4 – Exhumed Films: Guilty Pleasures Marathon, Part II

Exhumed Films Guilty Pleasures

What better way to spend a beautiful summer Saturday than cramming yourself into a dark theater all day to watch five really obscure movies?
I don’t know!
But, thanks to the wonderful folks at Exhumed Films and Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers, I was able to spend August 22, 2015 in a state of B-movie bliss.

Now, Exhumed Films is an apt name for a company that can dig up prints of such gems as I’m going to discuss (and they’re all definitely guilty pleasures).  These five movies are, in fact, so rare that I couldn’t even find trailers for them online, at least not in English (you’ll honestly have an easier time finding the full movies on YouTube, but you didn’t hear that from me).  Even the IMDb entries are largely incomplete.

Enough jibber jabber.  Let’s talk some schlock.

Movie #1: ‘Radioactive Dreams’ (1985)
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‘Hard-boiled detective Film Noir’ meets ‘post-apocalyptic [and sometimes cannibalistic] Science Fiction’ meets ‘fish-out-of-water Comedy’ in this ambitious but not entirely successful effort from, as RedLetterMedia‘s Jay Bauman would say, “schlock auteur” Albert Pyun.

John Stockwell and Michael Dudikoff (who I both really like in this, even if it’s in kind of a hammy way) play Phillip and Marlowe, two lads left in a bunker at the outbreak of World War III (and, yes, it’s a nuclear war), left to educate themselves, apparently in the ways of the 1940s.  Upon finding a way to finally break out into the outside world, they discover that what was once a lush green landscape is now a desolate wasteland, filled with mutants, gangs, and one particularly suspicious woman, who accidentally leaves them with the launch keys to the last nuclear missile, thus setting the plot in motion (whoever controls the nuke, controls the “world”).

I don’t know for sure, but I think ‘Radioactive Dreams’ was both the longest and biggest-budgeted movie of the day, but it wasn’t the most overall entertaining.  It starts with momentum and finishes with momentum, but the middle section drags quite a bit.

Even so, I’d say it’s worth checking out at least once.  As I said, it doesn’t hit on everything, but I appreciate its ambition (especially relative to its modest budget), and it’s got some nice laughs, particularly if you’re familiar with those “private dick” movies of old.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

 

Movie #2: ‘Gang Wars’ aka ‘Devil’s Express’ (1976)
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My compatriots for the day didn’t really like this one, but I thought it was one of the most entertaining bad movies I’ve ever seen.

The plot is crazy, but I’ll try to sum it up the best I can.

A long time ago. somewhere in China, a group of monks defeated a demon, put it in a box (or something), and put it at the bottom of a cave; the monks then commit ritual suicide in order to protect the whereabouts of this evil demon.  Hard cut to present-day (that is, 1970s) New York.  An afro-sporting kung-fu instructor (Warhawk Tanzania) flies out to China, along with his friend, to finish his own training to be certified as a Master.  One day, while our hero is meditating, his friend wanders off and finds the secret location, taking the box for himself and unwittingly unleashing the evil force within.  The demon then somehow possesses a random Chinese gentleman and boards a boat bound for New York.  After arriving in Manhattan, the demon finds a nice refuge in the Subway, and that’s when things start to get really bloody.

One aspect that elevates ‘Gang Wars’ is the location that is mid-70s NYC, and I don’t mean in a guerrilla filmmaking sort of way, because reportedly the production got all the permits they needed, despite the low budget (instant production value!).

Other than that, the kung fu fighting scenes are hilariously awkward, we’ve got a cameo from Brother Theodore as a priest (improvising ridiculousness, as usual), and just a whole host of funny-bad moments, in addition to some nice, crafty practical effects.

Loads of fun, if you’ve got a group.

Rating: ★★★½

 

Movie #3: Redneck Miller (1976)
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There are no “good guys” in ‘Redneck Miller’.  Only antagonists and a nominal protagonist.

I say this because our presumable hero, radio disc jockey Redneck Miller, is a real scumbag himself.  No need to explain why, but if you see the film, it’ll be as plain as day to you (let’s just say the hapless henchmen aren’t the only boobs on the screen).

The movie starts out with the thieving of a drug pick-up by a guy on a very unique motorcycle, who then, after making his getaway, returns the motorcycle to its rightful owner, none other than Redneck Miller.  Needless to say, eventually the people whose drugs were stolen find the motorcycle, start harassing Miller, and Miller must find the real thief and clear his name before he or anyone else is dead meat.

I’ve seen some examples of exploitation cinema in my time, but this might be the most exploitative I’ve come across yet.  It was entertaining enough for me, but not everyone shared that opinion.

Take it or leave it.

Rating: ★★½

 

Movie #4: ‘Nightmare at Shadow Woods’ aka ‘Blood Rage’ (1987)
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Now we’re talking.  This was the most entertaining movie of the day for me.

‘Nightmare at Shadow Woods’ is the story of twin brothers Terry and Todd, one of whom kills a pair of teenage lovers at a drive-in movie and successfully blames it on the other, forcing the innocent one to be committed to an institution.  Fast forward about ten years (one of the boys is in college) to Thanksgiving and one of the boys has broken out of the asylum, which spurs the other one to go on a killing spree to presumably blame the other brother again.

I have to say, the unquestionable centerpiece of this film is Mark Soper, who plays the adult Terry/Todd.  He gives the roles a real dichotomy, and I had no trouble believing it was two different characters.  And he really sinks his teeth into playing the bad twin, I mean he is killing people and wisecracking like Will Smith in a alien movie, and I loved it, because I like to have fun watching low-budget slasher movies.

It’s a rare find, but if you can locate it, ‘Nightmare at Shadow Woods’ makes for great “scary movie night” fare (or if you’re looking for one of the only movies set at Thanksgiving).

Rating: ★★★★☆

 

Movie #5: ‘Ninja Busters’ (1984)
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It may not have been my favorite of the day, but ‘Ninja Busters’ was by far the biggest treat, because this movie is so rare that it didn’t even get a proper release when it was supposed to, thirty years ago.

It’s a buddy comedy about two down-on-their-luck guys who join a karate school with the intention of picking up girls, and eventually they become black belts and get mixed up with some criminals and ninjas.

In real-life, most of the movie’s prominent characters were respected martial artists, and one of two leads, Sid Campbell, actually wrote the script.  He’s very good in the film as well; for someone without much on-screen experience, I found him to be a very natural comedic actor, and he gives the movie a lot of heart.

You can read the director’s account of how it was made, unreleased, and then found again on his blog.  It’s quite a story, and I look forward to being able pick up ‘Ninja Busters’ on Blu-Ray.

Rating: ★★★★☆

 

Well, there you have it.  A whole day’s worth of low budget charm.  Kudos again to Exhumed Films and Alamo Drafthouse Yonkers for putting it together.

I look forward to “Guilty Pleasures Marathon, Part III” in 2016 (although Part II might be tough to beat, honestly).