Punk Rock Economy – Talking Connery’s Bond on ‘The Cooler Than Ecto Podcast’

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Back in the Spring I got to jump on The Cooler Then Ecto Podcast with DJ Rob Champion (Facebook, Instagram, Soundcloud) to talk Pierce Brosnan’s career as James Bond, in celebration of the 25th anniversary year of Goldeneye.

Since then, we’d always planned to link up again to talk Daniel Craig’s tenure ahead of No Time to Die, but since that film was pushed back yet again (to April 2021), we decided to talk Connery’s Bond instead (and we absolutely decided that weeks before his passing on October 31st; we have the receipts to prove it).

Now, seven films is a lot to talk about (especially for me who doesn’t talk much in everyday life), so, naturally, we broke it up into two separately recorded episodes, but it was still quite the challenge to prepare for (doubly so for Rob since the only one he’d ever seen previously was Goldfinger), and it certainly didn’t help that it was during one of the most distracting weeks of our lives.

Still, I’d say we did a pretty good job, and having someone well-experienced with these films and having someone seeing them with totally fresh eyes made for an ideal discussion pairing.

Links below.

Sean Connery 007 Series Retro Review Part 1 (Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger):
Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Soundcloud, Stitcher, Google Podcasts

Sean Connery 007 Series Retro Review Part 2 (Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, Never Say Never Again):
Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Soundcloud, Stitcher, Google Podcasts

Bonus:
Pierce Bronsnan 007 Series Retro Review (Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World is Not Enough, Die Another Day):
Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Soundcloud, Stitcher, Google Podcasts


In Memory Of: Sean Connery


Truth be told, given today’s date of October 31st, I was all set to serve up a spooky smorgasbord for Halloween, but given this morning’s news of Sir Sean’s passing, it just didn’t seem right.

I won’t presume to think anything I say about the subject at hand is important simply because I’m the one saying it, rather what compels me to say anything at all is Connery’s importance in my life. Not that I knew him personally or even so much as saw him in a crowd, but he’s the first actor I can recall who I was always happy to see in a movie. To put it another way, he’s largely responsible for my passion for movies, and I wouldn’t be writing about them without that.

Sure, Connery was James Bond (in a way that no one ever could or will be again), anyone who knows me at all knows what that means to me, but he was so much more, not the least of which the star of two seminal films in my life: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and The Hunt for Red October (not to mention Darby O’Gill and the Little People, which was required mid-March viewing in my house).

When I got to college I looked into some deeper cuts: The Great Train Robbery, The Presidio, Outland. I still haven’t seen his full catalogue (including Highlander; arrest me), but at this point I’m glad I still have so much left to discover.

I mean, Connery was just so cool. Cool enough to be Indy’s dad. Cool enough to be a Russian sub captain you openly rooted for. Cool enough to shine alongside Catherine Zeta-Jones in a leather catsuit. And, most importantly, cool enough to be Scottish in every role he played, no matter the character’s actual ethnicity. It didn’t matter; he was Sean Connery.

He aged like the finest of wines; anyone could see that. He even looked better playing Bond (un-officially) in 1983 than he did (officially) in 1971. All part of the legend that was Sir Sean.

And for as humorless as he may have been painted in his life off-screen, he had quite the gift for comedy on-screen. It was he who brought so much of the “Old Man” to the elder Henry Jones, despite being only twelve years senior to Harrison Ford. It was he who insisted on the dry wit for James Bond to make the character work for the movies, as opposed to the slightly more dull character of Ian Fleming’s novels.

When Connery retired from acting (thanks Fox…), I was still in high school, but it never felt like he had truly left us. He was alive and we still had all his great work to watch, not to mention he’d show up at Wimbledon from time to time. But now, the book is finally closed.

Ninety years of a full life, and he went out in his sleep in the Bahamas.

May we all be so lucky.

P.S.
Wear your friggin’ mask. You’re not cooler than Connery’s Bond.

Quick Thoughts – September Round-Up, Part 2 of 2: Septemberg

I said this before in my review of ‘Bridge of Spies‘, but it’s become rather chic to hate on Steven Spielberg, and, in many ways, I get it.  He’s gotten older, he’s gotten softer, he’s made some mistakes, but, at the end of the day, he’s still Steven Spielberg: director of many great movies.  In September, I was fortunate enough to be able to revisit a handful of them in real theaters with real audiences, and it was fantastic.

Indiana Jones Marathon

Indiana Jones Trilogy (1981, 1984, 1989)

Many will disagree with me on this, but I think Indiana Jones is actually a better Harrison Ford character than Han Solo, but that discussion isn’t really why we’re here.  All three of these movies are great in their own way, and each have moments of undeniable brilliance.

‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ is much like ‘Star Wars’: inspired by the serials of the past, but set the standard for the future, and, thanks to its success, got the ball rolling (pun absolutely intended) on a whole generation of knock-offs, rip-offs, and its own sequels.  Cannon Films alone made no less than three ‘Raiders’-inspired movies throughout the 80s (two helmed by Oscar-nominated director J. Lee Thompson).  What sets ‘Raiders’ apart and the reason it still holds up is that it’s essentially a B-movie with A-picture production; everything from the acting and directing to the music, effects, and STUNTS is top notch, and the result is one of the most-enjoyable movie experiences you’ll ever find from start to finish, no matter what the size of the screen.

‘Temple of Doom’ is very much ‘Raiders 2’; similar to the original, but darker, grittier, and more fiery (many of the action set pieces had been conceived for ‘Raiders’ but obviously not executed for it).  Many people, hardcore Indiana Jones fans or not, consider this their least favorite of the trilogy, and that’s true for me as well, but I still think it’s a great action-adventure film on its own merits.  Really, it just suffers from an identity crisis; had it not been attached to an established property, I think it would be held in higher regard.  At least you can’t accuse the filmmakers of making the exact same movie over again (looking at you, ‘Ghostbusters II’, though I still love you anyway).

‘Last Crusade’, dare I say, elevates the material.  It certainly maintains the action flourishes established by the first two, but overall it feels more mature, largely because of the father-son relationship (and John Williams took the score in a new direction).  I still get teary-eyed every time I see Henry Sr. call Henry Jr. “Indiana” for the first time.  Sean Connery gives the best performance I’ve ever seen him put on screen, and for those of you who say Harrison Ford isn’t an “ack-tour”, perhaps that’s true, but he can act; the advantage of seeing him on the big screen is you can more easily notice how much acting he does with his eyes.  ‘Last Crusade’ also lets us give proper goodbyes to fan favorites Sallah and Marcus Brody.  Maybe I’m biased because it’s the Indiana Jones movie I grew up watching the most, but ‘Last Crusade’ is my favorite of the three; hands down.

Ratings:
‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ ★★★★½
‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom’ ★★★★☆
‘Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade’ ★★★★★

 

 

Jaws

Jaws (1975)

Before I got to see this on the big screen for the first time, I had actually begun to wonder if the world’s first blockbuster (and one of my favorite movies) was overrated.  What a foolish thought that was.  ‘Jaws’ is like this amazing estuary where old and new Hollywood meet, and the result is something brilliant and nearly completely timeless.  Spielberg, though not necessarily because he wanted to, borrowed much from Hitchcock in terms of monster beast strategy, while adding his own signature visual touches.  John Williams’ score is equal parts Bernard Hermann and Erich Wolfgang Korngold before him, tying together both the horror and the sea-faring adventure.  Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss, and Robert Shaw are perfectly cast as three disparate men united against a common foe.

I actually think Scheider’s performance as Chief Brody might be a little underrated; the character’s arc of having to face down his biggest fear in order to protect both his own family and the islanders who only tacitly accept him is well-written enough, but he adds quite a bit of depth on his own (let’s not forget it was Scheider himself who came up with “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”).

I regret not finding out for sure, but sitting next to me was a woman who appeared to be seeing ‘Jaws’ for the first time (I base this on her reactions to, well, everything).  When you can make a movie that still scares people 40 years after its release, you know you did something right.  Kudos to Spielberg on that.

Rating: ★★★★★

 

 

Close Encounters

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

When I was a little boy in elementary school, I was very much into reading about UFOs, the Bermuda Triangle, and cryptozoological creatures, so believe me when I tell you that ‘Close Encounters’ does an incredible job of sewing together all sorts of myths, legends, and wild conspiracy theories into a serious and seriously compelling science fiction motion picture (Richard Donner would say it has Verisimilitude).  It’s been overshadowed by ‘Star Wars’ in the long run, but there’s no denying that ‘Close Encounters’ had its own distinct cultural impact, not to mention that one is science fiction and the other is science fantasy…

The true triumph of the movie, even more than the story of mankind succeeding in its search for extraterrestrial life, is the idea that music can be a truly universal language that everyone from nerdy scientists to space aliens to small children can understand.  When you factor in the level of detail written into the movie, the breadth of locations, and the fact that Carl Weathers shows up as a soldier, that’s a winner of a film in my book.

It’s a slow-burner for sure, and that’ll turn some people off, but on the whole I think it’s a must-see for the genre.

Rating: ★★★★☆

Quick Thoughts – Bond in Motion: A Diary of 007 On Screen, Part 2 of 3

Bonds

Continued from Part 1

1973: Live and Let Die

  • Roger Moore is here, the first Bond who’s actually English.
  • The Beatles are here!  Well, Paul McCartney and George Martin (their producer, often known as “The Fifth Beatle”).
  • No more uber-widescreen; we’ve switched to a taller 1.66 : 1 aspect ratio.
  • This seems a strange one to introduce a new actor with.  I mean, you’ve got voodoo, tarot cards, Harlem, and New Orleans/greater Louisiana to give the whole thing a real Blaxploitation vibe.  It doesn’t help that there’s no more SPECTRE or Blofeld either.
  • Two important Bond movie precedents: the henchman with an impediment-turned-enhancement (Tee Hee), and a fictional country playing a key role (San Monique).
  • The watch is starting to get out of hand.  Not only does it have a powerful magnet, but apparently it can also turn into a spinning blade.
  • Overall, ‘Live and Let Die’ is not a very strong entry in the 007 series, but it does have a pretty fantastic (and long) speedboat chase.  It’s like the ‘Bullitt’ or ‘French Connection’ of boat chases.
  • Jane Seymour.

 

1974: The Man With the Golden Gun

  • It hard to put my finger on why this one doesn’t stand out.  Maybe it’s because the MacGuffin is solar power, but I don’t know.  Even the theme song is pretty blasé.
  • I find it a bit odd that despite jet setting all around the Orient, from Macau to Hong Kong to Bangkok (complete with Muay Thai), at no time does Bond end up with an Asian girl.
  • That said, the Hong Kong setting offers one of my favorite Bond movie sets: the Secret Service headquarters aboard the wreck of the RMS Queen Elizabeth.  Very clever indeed.
  • Poor Britt Ekland.  She plays arguably the most ineffectual Bond girl of them all (at least in terms of ones who live), and it’s not even her fault; it’s the character as written.
  • I really don’t know what else to say.  I like Christopher Lee.  I like the car flip.  I like that car-plane.  There’s just not much to talk about with this one; for a 007 movie, it’s pretty simple.

 

1977: The Spy Who Loved Me

  • Big is back.  We’ve returned to 2.35 : 1 Panavision, but we’ve also returned to big sets, big locations, and big effects (like blowing up some fine-looking miniatures).  It’s very similar to ‘You Only Live Twice’ (including bringing back Lewis Gilbert to direct), but done ten years later, so certain things look better.
  • Submarines!  I love submarines.
  • Detente: The Soviets enter the scene in a way we haven’t seen before.
  • We’ve also never seen another agent tag along for such an extended period of time.
  • Karl Stromberg may not be Ernst Stavro Blofeld, but Curd Jurgens plays a great supervillain nonetheless.
  • Introduction of arguably the most iconic henchman of all time: Jaws.
  • A Lotus that turns into a submarine.  Total fiction, but movie magic makes it real enough.
  • Lots of wonderful underwater photography, as we’ve come to expect from this series.

 

1979: Moonraker

  • A lot of people point to this one as the nadir of the series, but I couldn’t disagree more.  In terms of entertainment value, I think it ranks near the top.  Does it get a little silly at times?  Yes.  Was it cashing in on the Star Wars craze?  Yes, but who wasn’t in 1979? *COUGH*StarTrek*COUGH*
  • Also, in terms of cinematic spectacle, ‘Moonraker’ goes all out.  Derek Meddings’ effects were rightfully nominated for an Oscar, and I’d argue that this film represents Ken Adam’s best work in terms of production design.  I mean, these guys gave us the Space Shuttle before NASA did!  That’s impressive.
  • Michael Lonsdale as Hugo Drax is one of the best (and most ruthless) villains in the series, and despite things getting hokey at times, I think his doomsday plot is an effective MacGuffin.
  • The cinematography is downright beautiful, and they take full advantage of Rio de Janeiro’s vistas.
  • People often rate Lois Chiles as Dr. Holly Goodhead one of the worst Bond Girls, but I disagree.  Despite the dumb name, she’s one of my favorites, not only because she’s gorgeous, but she’s also a good foil as well.
  • Space Marines!  No, not like ‘Aliens’, but Marines in outer space nonetheless.

 

1981: For Your Eyes Only

  • Blofeld returns!  Well, sort of.  The intro to this one features a bald man in a wheelchair with a white cat trying to get the best of 007, but not succeeding.  No doubt a rather open middle finger to Kevin McClory, who Eon was in near constant litigation with over the story rights to ‘Thunderball’.
  • How do you follow up going to space?  Come back down to Earth, of course.  This is among the best in the series because of the focus of the story and the commitment to keeping as many things as possible “real” in the camera lens.
  • Carole Bouquet as Melina Havelock: beautiful, deadly, and gorgeous dark hair for days.  Love her.
  • How B.A. Baracus is Julian Glover that he’s played a Star Wars Imperial General, a Bond Villain, and an Indiana Jones Villain (in that order)?  The world needs to know!
  • He’s a curious casting choice, but I actually like Topol in this movie.  Gives it some heart.
  • Sadly, Bernard Lee passed away before they started filming, making M conspicuously absent.
  • Another curiosity is Bill Conti (of ‘Rocky’ fame) doing the score.  I don’t know if his style is a good fit.

 

1983: Octopussy

  • The pre-credits sequence gets back to what I like, which is James Bond finishing another mission that’s totally unrelated to the plot of the movie.  Something to merely whet the audience’s appetite rather than setting the plot in motion.  Don’t get me wrong, the other way can be done very well, but as a general rule I like it to be the end of a different adventure.
  • This is another movie, like ‘For Your Eyes Only’ where everything is kept pretty tight and practical.  However, it is punctuated by some rather silly moments that take you out of the movie (like a Tarzan yell).
  • There aren’t really any supervillains in this one, but I do enjoy Louis Jourdan and Kabir Bedi and villain and henchman, respectively.
  • There’s also a really cool weapon in this one, which I will simply refer to as the giant yo-yo of death.
  • As for Octopussy herself, she’s okay, I guess.  Maud Adams wasn’t really given a whole lot in the script, so I just have to assume she did the best with what she had.

 

1983: Never Say Never Again (non-Eon)

  • With respect to “Cubby” Broccoli and the rest of the Eon crew, this was the superior Bond movie of 1983.  Yes, it’s a rehash of ‘Thunderball’, but it’s got the right balance of wit, girls, gadgets, and high stakes; not to mention Sean Connery (and he’s not phoning it in this time).  It goes in my Top Five without question.
  • Klaus Maria Brandauer as Maximillian Largo is among my favorite Bond villains.  He’s a crazy killer, yet charmingly playful, and the repartee between he and Connery makes the movie for me.
  • I like that fact that the movie actually makes reference to changing times and embraces Bond getting older.
  • This might be the closest we ever get to a Spielberg/Lucas 007 project.  Director Irvin Kershner was hot off of ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, cinematographer Douglas Slocombe shot the Indiana Jones trilogy, and the sound stage work was done at Elstree Studios (as were the Star Wars and Indy films).  Honestly, there are so many crossovers with the cast and crew alike, I can’t name them all here.

 

1985: A View to a Kill

  • A lot of people hate on this one, and for good reason: Roger Moore’s too old (and he knew it), Christopher Walken was not a good fit to play this particular villain, it’s arguably the worst crop of Bond girls ever, and the finale takes place on a blimp.
  • All that said, I like the actual story and how it’s told, even if it’s somewhat of a rehash of Goldfinger.  Max Zorin’s background and his going rogue are interesting elements, and it’s nice to see a villainous plot that’s much more localized than then entire world.
  • I like the subtle nod to ‘My Fair Lady‘ in the racetrack scene (Moneypenny makes a certain outburst).
  • San Francisco doesn’t seem to be the most obvious location for a Bond movie, but they get a lot out of it.
  • Snowboarding, cool.
  • Believe it or not, the strongest aspect of this one might be the music.  It’s not all great, but the Duran Duran theme is cool, and John Barry has some really nice french horn-heavy cues.

 

1987: The Living Daylights

  • New Bond; new Moneypenny.  It’s interesting watching this now, because I think they were trying to accomplish so much of what ‘Casino Royale’ was going for 19 years later, like, “The series has become too bloated and unrealistic; we need to find a younger, tougher Bond and put him in something that’s closer to reality.”  They didn’t strip things down to degree that ‘Casino Royale’ does, but they definitely want you to know that this is a NEW Bond with a NEW attitude.  Maybe the world wasn’t quite ready for it, “but your kids are gonna love it.”
  • Many people think they don’t like Timothy Dalton as James Bond, but I think he’s rather well-suited for the role.  He’s almost an amalgam of the previous three: the toughness of Connery, the humanity of Lazenby, and the sophistication of Moore.  Maybe that makes him jack of all trades, master of none, but he’s not a “bad Bond” by any stretch.
  • If ‘The Living Daylights’ has one particular weakness, I think it’s a slight case of Too-Many-Villains Syndrome; and I wouldn’t call the story convoluted, but if you blink you might miss what the endgame is, and that can be frustrating in a movie you just want to be entertained by.
  • I’m not sure if it was intended as a nod to ‘The Third Man’ or not, but 007 does ride the Riesenrad (giant Ferris wheel) while in Vienna.
  • Of all the 007-mobiles, the Aston Martin in this one is my favorite.

 

1989: Licence to Kill

  • Some movies, particularly ones that exist as part of a franchise, earn a bad reputation because they have an identity crisis.  ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom’, ‘Mission: Impossible 2’, and ‘Licence to Kill’ all suffer from this.  They are fine movies of their own merit, but as part of their larger series they feel out of place.  Frankly, ‘Licence to Kill’ might be one of the best action movies of the Eighties, but so much about it feels so un-Bond like that it turns people away.
  • That said, this movie marks the end of an epoch in cinema history.  In 27 years, Eon Productions churned out 16 James Bond films, but the series would go underground for more than half a decade, a veritable eternity given the usual turnaround time.  No more “Cubby” Broccoli at the helm producing; no more Cold War; no more John Barry scores or Maurice Binder title sequences; no more Pan Am flights; no more Richard Maibaum scripts; no more rear screen projection; and no more “Bond continuity” through different actors.  It was a hard goodbye for the audience.
  • Until the Daniel Craig movies, David Hedison was the only actor to portray Felix Leiter in multiple films, but why they brought him back for this one in particular I don’t understand, especially since John Terry had played the role two years earlier in ‘The Living Daylights’.  See what I mean about that “Bond continuity”?  Very strange.

Continued in Part 3